What the curry fishhead is this?

Have you seen one of these pictures before?

And its often on facebook with the titles such as " What type of kisser are you? ". It's annoying man! Come on la. How can a computer generated answer determine what kinda kisser are you or when will be the next time you will have sex.

What is even funnier is when you see other people taking it so seriously with comments such as " OMG WTFBBQ I won't have sex for another 10 years? diu die lorrrrr." Hence my blog entry title, what the curry fishead wei? Chill your beans mates.

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: IT AINT REAL SO STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY. Although I do find it pointless and unrealistic, I'm a slave of facebook quizzes. It's not really that interesting it's just to kill some time. If you read my last post, people nowadays have too much damn time. So once again to all my fellow facebook geeks, pergi beli bola dan sepak-sepak di padang.

See, if I were to create facebook quizzes, I wouldn't put pictures such as this. It is just so cliche and it would attract a lot of horny people on facebook who have a weakness for this kinda picture. You see, I am a realistic person. How often do you see super hot chicks makin' out with super hot guys. Its only in holywood never in Malaysia. The perfect picture to bring some realism into the quiz should be this.

With the title " Who will be your next girlfriend?"

This picture is more appropriate for the quiz " Got Virginity?" Haha More power wei! I would take those quizzes. If I was to waste my time doing facebook quizzes at least I want to waste it productively kan? Haha hope you guys enjoyed this post. Thought I'd share what I thought about stupid facebook quizzes. PLEASE MAKE MORE REALISTIC QUIZZES.

Sudah Beres Dong!

Walau Eh!

RANTS!

Todays topic will be about online messengers. To be frank, it's annoying yet we all love it. Im sure all of us do it, we come home switch on our laptop/desktop and almost everytime the first thing that would pop out is our respective online messengers.

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In a world like today, online messaging is an unnecessary way of communicating, but the irony of it everyone has it. Think about it, what do we really do when we so call 'chat' online? Nothing Siaaaaal. Almost everytime we come online, look at the contact list, to see if anyone interesting is on then we just leave it on idle. Yes yes, I know some of you people. Their status is never set as 'online' its always busy.

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The truth is, you're just online waiting for other people to talk to you. So I have come to a conclusion people who talk damn a lot on online messengers have too much free time. I think online messengers can be good for only one thing, long distance conversations. Uh huh. Now that makes sense.

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Moving on, what is really annoying about online messengers is the fact that you do not really know half the people in your contact list and I can safely say you only chat with only about 10% of your contact list. Think about it. Who the hell is supersexygal69@hotmail.com or superdupersexygal@hotmail.com ? and that brings me to the other point. Whatsup with people with emails that are superduper long and emo. E.g blood-stained-bed-sheet-due-to-my-bleeding-heart@hotmail.com or emo shit like, cutting-my-wrist@hotmail.com . Funny shit you find on msn. So to all my fellow messenger friends, pergi la beli bola dan sepak-sepak di padang. Thank yous.

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wwahaha!

Guess Whaaaat!

Selamat pagi/tengah hari/petang/malam

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Hello eveleh body! Im posting this just for fun, I realised that this stupid blog is now dead and guess what nigguz, I is back and may be blogging again. Okay, okay I know I said I was going to start again the last time, but this time, just maybe. College is busyfying yo! Dont pray pray. Tiring as hell too.

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The reason why I wanted to blog again is because, now that I'm in college, I wanna wanna have a part of my college in my blog. For memories la kan? Yeah I'm senti-MENTAL so sue me. Kalau anda tidak suka blog ini sila jangan baca dan pergi beli bola dan sepak-sepak di padang. So keep a look out for updates nigguz. Wooh feels weird blogging again. Here is a recent picture of me to update you guys on how do I look like now. Enjoi!

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I think I lost a little weight, don't you think so?

Im Back BeechuzZ!

Guess what?
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Im going to start blogging again.Since I've so much time now, Im gonna start again. Why now? Because this morning I woke up and said to myself, "Rizal, go find something constructive to do." So yeah. the first step is to blog, I told you guys I'll be back =) . Since I have so much free time, I've created a list of things to accomplish.

RIZAL'S TO-DO-LIST:

1. Get Driving License
2. Gym it out
3. Discuss and Research to choose which college and what course ( A levels or Adp)
4. Get Job.
5. Futsal With The Boys.
6. Spend as much time as possible with the people who are leaving soon.

I guess thats just it. There are more, but thats for me to know! Nyehehe ;)

Alright guys I'll blog about my epic story of the battle of spm and the after party of spm soon enough. WARNING: Alot of photos coming soon!

Rawk on!

So sorry.

DEAR BLOGGIE,

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I'M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU AND NOT GIVING YOU ENOUGH TENDER LOVING CARE AND ATTENTION FOR THE PAST MONTH. BUT I PROMISE I WILL BLOG AS SOON AS I HAVE SOME MATERIAL AND TIME TO BLOG. HOLD ON OKAY BLOGGIE? I WILL BE BACK. WAIT FOR ME. I LOVE YOU BLOGGIE. DONT LEAVE ME OKAY. I WILL BE BACK. MUAH!

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XOXO,

rIz

Ka-Pow!

YAW YAW YAW!!

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I bet you guys missed me. Haha. I haven't updated in a long long time. Theres dust , algae, and spider webs growing all over this blog. Gosh. *wipes and clean* Sorry la guys. Don't la marah me. I've just been super busy. I know how annoying it is to type my ridiculously long URL to find the same thing over and over again. Sorry if I caused you guys any sort of inconvinience, sadness,emoness,lonelyness and any sort of bodily harm due to my dead blog.(As if). Anyways my gay readers I will blog differently today. This time it would be Chronically spread out. So check it first up. 4th of July 2008. This was a friday. I don't remember what I did in school though that day. All I know is that I was really really looking forward to saturday. So excited I nearly pissed my pants. Anyways after school my dad picked me up and my grandma was in the car too. Came down from Kuantan. She is the coolest grandma on earth. She has MSN wei. Haha anyways, on the way home we saw a durian stall by the side of the road and apparently my dad was crazing for the smelly fruit. So we stopped by. Had a durian. Was really great. I don't know why some people cannot tahan durian. I love it. Haha Li Sha hates it. I remember her telling me. Been long since I had durian sessions. Haha.

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The Buah.

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The Cool one.

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The Cool two.

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The .... sister.

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So now let's move on to the next day. 5th of July 2008. My burrrrrtday. Had a little get together at my house. Had foosball, big screen Fifa Street, and Poker. I hope all my friends enjoyed it as much as I did. You guys really rock lah. Thanks for everything guys. I know alot of you guys don't live near my area and I was really touched by the fact that you guys came all the way to my house. I LOVE YOU GUYS LAH! haha. Check out the peeps that came.

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The Peeps.

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From Left : Winston , Spoon, Qwan, Kenny, and Who the? I can't see. Sorry =)

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From 7 O' Clock : Nick, Zieman, Mr.Cap, Phil, Mel Yang, Nick Ng, Eng Kit, Aaron, Anisah, Zen Yee, Kevin and Naj They're Blackjacking.

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From Left : Ridzuan, Razif, Little Sister, Claudia and Ling Yi.

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Cake time! (Pics courtesy of Ai Lin)

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Cut and Blow.

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The School Mates. From Left :Eng Kit, Julian, Kenny, Fredrick, Zen Yee, Naj, Yew Hung, Moi, Shazring, Nick Hii, Kevin, Zieman and Leonard. Front row sitting from left : Anisah, Ailin, Yee Yan. Love you guys to bits!
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After the partay partay it was time to open the presents! Although you guys didn't have to but you guys did anyways. Thank you guys. I love the presents as much as I love each and every one of you.

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From Left. Quiksilver Flip Flops from Adrian, Leonard and Yi min. Football from alotta people.(everyones signature was on it) Mainly Naj and Ajmal. Thanks guys. Pony from Zen Yee. Alarm Clock from Winston. Rock Lamp from Ridzuan and Rafiq. Cards from Zaf ,Zen Yee and Sam Sam and Boxers from Sam Sam. The signature table from EVERYONE. Thanks guys for the prezzies Love em all and will treasure em all, I mean it. Oh and thanks for signing my table. Now I have something to remember of each and everyone of you. Rockers! <3

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Next up we have 6th of July 2008. I woke up in the morning very tired after the partying. Stayed up till 5. Alotta peeps din't leave till then. Haha I had futsal that morning. After a night of partying I woke up to Hasnul and Veev. They tried very hard to wake me up. Haha I was tired la kay and it was 8 in the morning I think. Then I washed up bla bla bla headed to school for some futsal. SRI KL vs BUD4. Jervis who was at my party last night was there too. Haha it was fun la futsal. Then I ciao-ed with Hasnul.

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Nothing like a good *pssst* *aaaaaah* Coke after a day in the hot sun playing futsal.

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Moving on, that night it self, I had a dinner with my family. They planned a dinner for my birthday. It was AWESOME. Went down to The Curve, BubbaGump Shrimp Co. Awesome place. Love how they handle the orders and what not. The food is CHUN too. Tasty GILER! Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp!

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The Daddy.

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The Mommeh.

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The Brother.

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The Munchkins.

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The Qwan. He stayed over from the night before and my father decided to invite him for the dinner. Haha Tengok muka TAK MALU! hahaha.

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My fooooood. Sedap Gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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The everyones food. Yum wei.

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After the eating and chit chatting. It was Prezzie time! haha I totally didn't expect them. Check it.

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From Redza.

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A stick man. Haha. Priceless =)

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From the Daddy.

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The Titus. Smexy right! Thanks Pa! =)

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From the Family. The card. Haha. Love it =)

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The boxers from Sam. Hahaha. Its damn striking.

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I love my family <3

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So that was all of my last weekend. Just want to say thank you so much again to everyone who made my birthday a memorable one. Best one so far. Love you guys so much. =) Moving on, Last night yes last night as in 12th of july 2008. A week after my birthday decided I went to Sri Kuala Lumpur's Charity Fiesta 08. It was fun wei. Who didn't go really missed something huge. I saw Mr. Hanif played guitar(our school owner/manager). He's damn good. The games were fun and the food was too much. The only bad part was I didn't get to go to the Forbidden Forest. The line was damn long and I was too busy with the stalls. I'm sure it was awesome lah.

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Anyways after the Charity Fiesta, Kenny and Evie picked me up and we all went to Bon Odori. (not Don Obori) It's a Japanese Festival where people have the right to act cute and dress up in YUKATAS (thanks for correcting me SPOON!) and Kimonos. I find it very interesting and unique. The turn up of people was very surprising. It was held at Matsushita Stadium. Check out how many people were there. According to Kenny this years Bon Odori consisted of 10% normal ppl 30% Comic Fiesta ppl 5% japanese ppl and 55% LALA! Haha. God Bless Those Children. Haha

.Bon Odori. Look at the amount of people. Banyak Sial. Haha my first Bon Odori. That was fun. Thanks Kenny Evie, Spoon for bringing me there =)

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Fiuh, Finally I'm done with my super long post. It would've been longet but I cut out alot of details. Haha now I gotta go meet up with Anas. Rock On everyone. Thanks for reading and waiting for this upadate =) !

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Much Love <3> I miss you.

Soonventeen

Blame Turns To Shame.

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Babi, aku sexy sial!

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School's been hectic lately. Alot of crazy shit has been happening. Been really concentrating in class too. I feel smart! It's just a feeling I really am not. Haha. Anyways recently, Gang 13 did another performance for Elo. Here's a little Snip-It of the before performance of the drama. I'll get the pictures during the drama soon. Maybe even the video. Check it!

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Before the drama. Ailin giving her "Gift Of Love" Speech. Haha it was chunners. She got 2nd. Congrats girl! There were a few more speeches after this one then only it was our turn to perform.

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Getting ready. Transformation to "Dead Parker Grant". Photo courtesy of Leo.

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Haha! Leo. Did you guys know, previously I had a blog. Shared it with this guy. Was about random funny shit. Stupid blog it was. Haha.

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That's bout it. Will get the other pictures soon. Anyways recently in school, there was this speech about Trinity College. It was pretty convincing and I like the sound of it. Makes me think, do I want to go to a local college or an Aussie college. I feel like going there and I want to go there. I hope parents approve it. Financially too. Haha. I'm going to work after SPM and prolly put the money into the college fund so that I won't fruck around in college cause its my own cash. Good plan eh? haha. It's just a half half thing now, I don't really know wheter I'm going there. I sure want to. Haha.

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That's the women giving the speech bout Trinity. She was pretty convincing.

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Najwa!! Comel! Hahaha.

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You know, something super stupid happend in school recently. Our UMNO and MCA group decided to make a contract. This contract we made says that none of us are allowed to swear for at least a whole day. The punishment would be total gang bang by 10 people. They took it pretty seriously. Alot of us are bruised now. Effing hilarious. Some people got whacked so badly they couldn't get up. Funniest part is when they accidentally swear and try to pretend they did not swear. Julian : " You know when you eat Hacks then you drink water, it feels DAMN....I mean VERY cold" *GANG BANG*

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Haha! Priceless contract! This caused alot of bruises. Haha the things we come up with jus to pass time in school. Idiotic beyond reason.

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The list of swear words we couldn't say. The hardest to resist was DAMN. We use it everyday in every DAMN SENTENCE!

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Oh and Zen Yee. You wanted me to blog bout you right? Nah you're picture with your beloved iTouch. Your boyfriend right the iTouch. JUSTIN the name? Hahahha I'll break it in half one day. Haha you better watch out girl!

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Alright I'm gonna go study it up!

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I'm Outzies.

Balls.